GodIsAnIslandersFan is an Asshole.
So.. I'm in this Fantasy league (not this one, another one) and our dipshit commish decides to drop Martin St. Louis from his roster. Martin St. Louis, folks.
He does so based on the premise that St.Louis, tied for last season's scoring lead, is scoreless in 4 games. Scoreless in 4 games out of 82. So I rag on him about htis.
Meanwhile, shitfuck is trash talking saying that he has the 2 best goalies in the league and that we "will learn to like it". The two goalies he's talking about are Jason LaBarbera (Ranger castaway) and Jamie Lunqvist (current Ranger phenom).
He maintains that Lunqvist is better that Brodeuer given his current stats.
What a goddam moron. So I tell him so. I tell him it's fuckin' bogus and ridiculous to be dropping players because they're scoreless this early. He says that he "knows hockey" and "you will be benched if you don't perform". Whut? You stupid motherfucker. What's St. Louis gonna be benched? 1 game... MAYBE?
I ask him if someone should drop Forsberg because he's goaless this season (though he has like 10 assists). Shitfuck doesn't respond. Instead he responds with a very eloquent "STFU".
I rag him some more since he's saying he's picked up great scorers off of the waiver wire. But why not trade your St. Louis? Why be a shitfuck and just drop him? Why? Because he's a penis-less motherfucker, that's why. And so, nutbag bans me from posting.
Big fucking deal.
He's too stupid to realize that what he's done is RUIN his league. You don't drop good players like that to free agency. It upsets tha balance. But nutbag thinks this is OK. I'd quit but I want to prove him wrong and make him eat all his fuckin' words.
He calls me a child but can't deal with the truth. I even posted on the Fanhome Fantasy forum and people said that someone who dropped St. Louis would be a laughingstock. What a dumb shit.
By droppping good players like that, you give guys at the bottom of the waiver wire an unfair advantage. It upsets the balance is almost collusion. If you want to get rid of St. Louis, that's fine, but recognize he's got value and that you should trade him.
Captain Ego says that he's so sound in his strategy he doesn't need to go picking up other players scrubs through trades. Um, excuse the fuck out of me but do you think you'll get a SCRUB off trading St. Louis vs. droppping him and getting Fee Agency Trash? Um... no.
If you're gonna do that, that's fine but drop some shithead, like Svatos (someone he has inexplicably kept on his team). He picked up Lindros off of Free Agency (which was good) but why not drop some other nameless bastard?
I tell you, this thing rankles me. I should've quit as soon as I saw the monkey hadn't set a "No Drop" list. Again, I'd quit but I can't wait to finish above Brainiac for the season.
Dear GodIsAnIslandersFan. You are a fucking asshole who doesn't know your elbow from you momma's vagina.
Go fuck yourself you senseless whorebag. I'll see you wallowing at the bottom of the standings with all your bonehead, shitfuck moves.
love,
Me.
He does so based on the premise that St.Louis, tied for last season's scoring lead, is scoreless in 4 games. Scoreless in 4 games out of 82. So I rag on him about htis.
Meanwhile, shitfuck is trash talking saying that he has the 2 best goalies in the league and that we "will learn to like it". The two goalies he's talking about are Jason LaBarbera (Ranger castaway) and Jamie Lunqvist (current Ranger phenom).
He maintains that Lunqvist is better that Brodeuer given his current stats.
What a goddam moron. So I tell him so. I tell him it's fuckin' bogus and ridiculous to be dropping players because they're scoreless this early. He says that he "knows hockey" and "you will be benched if you don't perform". Whut? You stupid motherfucker. What's St. Louis gonna be benched? 1 game... MAYBE?
I ask him if someone should drop Forsberg because he's goaless this season (though he has like 10 assists). Shitfuck doesn't respond. Instead he responds with a very eloquent "STFU".
I rag him some more since he's saying he's picked up great scorers off of the waiver wire. But why not trade your St. Louis? Why be a shitfuck and just drop him? Why? Because he's a penis-less motherfucker, that's why. And so, nutbag bans me from posting.
Big fucking deal.
He's too stupid to realize that what he's done is RUIN his league. You don't drop good players like that to free agency. It upsets tha balance. But nutbag thinks this is OK. I'd quit but I want to prove him wrong and make him eat all his fuckin' words.
He calls me a child but can't deal with the truth. I even posted on the Fanhome Fantasy forum and people said that someone who dropped St. Louis would be a laughingstock. What a dumb shit.
By droppping good players like that, you give guys at the bottom of the waiver wire an unfair advantage. It upsets the balance is almost collusion. If you want to get rid of St. Louis, that's fine, but recognize he's got value and that you should trade him.
Captain Ego says that he's so sound in his strategy he doesn't need to go picking up other players scrubs through trades. Um, excuse the fuck out of me but do you think you'll get a SCRUB off trading St. Louis vs. droppping him and getting Fee Agency Trash? Um... no.
If you're gonna do that, that's fine but drop some shithead, like Svatos (someone he has inexplicably kept on his team). He picked up Lindros off of Free Agency (which was good) but why not drop some other nameless bastard?
I tell you, this thing rankles me. I should've quit as soon as I saw the monkey hadn't set a "No Drop" list. Again, I'd quit but I can't wait to finish above Brainiac for the season.
Dear GodIsAnIslandersFan. You are a fucking asshole who doesn't know your elbow from you momma's vagina.
Go fuck yourself you senseless whorebag. I'll see you wallowing at the bottom of the standings with all your bonehead, shitfuck moves.
love,
Me.
posted by BJ at 9:50 PM
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