Sid Crosby is not God.

Can we all get off his dick, please?

Fer chrissakes, ther Isles, as usual, stunk it up. Sid did nothing fantasic or orgasmic tonight. Does he play well for an 18 year old? Absolutely. Does he play superb for a player in general? No.

He's on a line with Lemieux, ain't he? You'd have to be in a goddam wheelchair to not do well with Lemieux on your line!!

And Joe Micheletti and Howie Rose keep stroking the kid like he's the Next Coming. Aren't you fuckwads supposed to be calling the Islanders game? Can we drop all the crap about Sid and why he picked #87 and how Lemieux loves him and how mature he is and how he's so fuckin' bananas?

And can Lemieux stop trying to protect him? Crosby takes a few bumps and Lemieux and the rest of the Penns are out there like gang busters acting as if Cros is their superstar sniper. On a team with Lemieux, Recchi and Palffy to name a few, I highly doubt it. Especially since Cros only has 4 goals on the season (2 scored tonight, of course).

He's in the NHL now. Everyone thinks he's such a swinging cock, let him take his shots like a man.

Oh. We lost by the way, in case you couldn't tell.